Welcome to our humble abode! 

Please peruse the pretty peculiarities! 
Behold the bitey bunnies and their brethren! 
Drink in the dark and dangerous ducks!
Look at your leisure upon the laniary lambs! 

Risking life, limb, and sanity I travel to dark, strange, sometimes uncomfortably moist places known and unknown! From the abyssal heights of haunted Lemuria, to the nacreous muculent walls of forgotten Saguenay, I rescue these beasties from ridiculously overbearing hivemind bureaucrats, to ride sentient non-GMO magic carpets back for adoption to dark, strange, sometimes uncomfortably moist, mommies and daddies.