A virginal artist falls in love with a call girl who turns out to be the chosen bride of the alien god Cthulhu. To save her, he must stop an ancient cult from summoning their God and destroying mankind. Not for the faint of heart, those fearful of blood, those offended by nudity, or those who prefer that Lovecraft be taken seriously! This is a fun and bloody romp, with a ton of clever references to the Old Gent's work by people who clearly know their Lovecraft... but just don't care if he gets a little sexed up. More tentacles and boobs than you can shake a Necronomicon at. No squares (or minors) will be admitted to this showing. Trigger warning: this film features non-consensual sexual relations with monsters and a bloody birth scene.